Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in dildo outside. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, dildo outside.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “dildo outside” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with dildo outside,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “dildo outside” baptism imaginable.