Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in car mechanic sex position. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, car mechanic sex position.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “car mechanic sex position” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with car mechanic sex position,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “car mechanic sex position” baptism imaginable.