On a cliff at dawn in big white dic, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with big white dic,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “big white dic, big white dic, big white dic!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “big white dic” bliss.