Inside an abandoned church in stepmom boner, moonlight streams through stained glass, painting her naked body in jeweled colors. Kneeling on the altar, she spreads wide and whispers “Forgive me stepmom boner for I’m about to sin.” Fingers desecrate sacred stone as she chants “stepmom boner, hail stepmom boner, full of grace.” The blasphemy sends her over the edge fast; she squirts across ancient marble, voice echoing “stepmom boner, stepmom boner, amen!” in the vaulted ceiling. She stays there panting, tracing the wet shape of a cross with trembling fingers and murmuring soft final “stepmom boner” prayers.