Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in jerk off gmaes. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, jerk off gmaes.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “jerk off gmaes” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with jerk off gmaes,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “jerk off gmaes” baptism imaginable.