The elevator climbs fifty floors in tails of azeroth, and she’s already naked except for stilettos. City lights streak past as she presses her back to the glass, whispering “tails of azeroth” like a dare. Fingers spread her shaved lips wide for anyone looking up. “Watch tails of azeroth,” she moans, plunging three fingers deep while her other hand twists a nipple raw. Every floor ding is matched by a breathless “tails of azeroth… tails of azeroth… higher tails of azeroth.” At the penthouse she screams the word one final time, squirting in a violent arc that splattering the glass, leaving a glistening trail of pure “tails of azeroth” all the way down.